the pigeons and god are one...

what a boring ass friday. i left making plans till the last minute, and, whadaya know, i had shit all to do tonight. whatever, i'm too cool for doing stuff. im so cool, i hang out by myself and play video games. ladies are into video games. thats why I'm always all like "bitches, step back yo!" and they're all like "but damn baby...". serious. true story.

pull that shit out man, that is not cool...

jess and i skipped work today(eat it mcginn) to smoke weed in the park with nick2. it was awesome. i saw some human poo and i took a picture of it but jess thought it was gross and deleted it. if not for her, you could be looking at human poo.

another whiskey sir...

what a night...by the end...i thought i was dead.

wtf?

so i just read last night's post, and i must have really been out of it, cause i don't understand what the hell i was talking about. "live the dream"? alright. anyways...it was awesome last night. good turn out and wicked good times. i danced like the biggest retard in the world. i love dancing, but hate doing it seriously. i think trying to look cool dancing is gay. i know when im shakin what my momma gave me, i look like an idiot. fuck yeah i look like an idiot. heather is my new dance nemesis. i will crush her in the ways of retard dancing, and i will be mightiest.
i...wil be...the mightiest.

urp...

im fucking wasted. no shit. i am. it was dan and jen's social tonight and i drank as much as i could. the room is spinnig. im not kidding. believe the dream or whatever the fuck. im sure there are pictures. those will come tomorrow. i hear cock is the shit. apparently anyways. hip-hop sucks. what the fuck happened to music? maybe sleep is the answer. oh no...my stomach.

oh yeah...

c-dawg. he's so handsome.

ha ha ha...he he he...har.

went and saw wedding crashers last night. fucking hilarious. jess laughed so hard i thought she would pee.
afterwards we went over to c-dawg's to have some beers and smoke some bowls. awesome.

sexy man

the camera came.



hot jess

me looking like a fuck.

Yes...put hotsauce on my balls and lick them...ahh good!

go look at Malcolm's page. he's all artsy fartsy talented and gay and in montreal and i am in winnipeg and it fucking sucks. fuck you malcolm.

Hot Jess Panty Mess

so jess created a blog. she's uber hot and when she gets her camera there will be lotsa hot shots on there. look and be amazed...but not to amazed...but be amazed soon...yeah...cool.

Feel my bum...I'm not even flexing!

So i think i should start a voyeur web site. you can tune in and watch girls have pillow fights in their lil panties and do lesbian things together. it would all be scripted of course, but the viewers/perverts won't know the difference, what with dick in hand and all. i think i would call it pantypillowfight.com. heck, i might as well go out and have a gay one and call it tightywhiteypillowfighty.com. millions i say, MILLIONS!

suck-o typer

i just read some of my posts and realized i am a shitty ass typer. it might be my keyboard or it might be me. fuck it. i blame the keyboard.

my penis is itchy

killer 7 is such an awesome video game. i don't care what the fooks at EGM say. besides...my opinion is the awesomeist(?) ever. and im gay. just kidding. but seriously. i am. har.

adults are the suck

crazy ass storm on saturday night fucked up all the damn trees in winnipeg. holy shit. lightning hit a tree outside my window and fucked that tree up bad. i just about shit myself when some thunder KA-BOOMED and i fell down on my bed cause i was freaked out like a lil grrl. whateva. odered hot jess a digital camera and it should be here this week. then i can put lotsa pictures up of me trying to be cool and then people can look at them and tell me i'm far from it. then i'll be all like "fuck yes im cool!" sweet.

nananananananana....batman!

i saw batman begins on friday. awesome movie. if you haven't seen it go watch it. went to fun mountain and got wet and wild with hot jess. the shiz. we then proceeded to break into the pool next door after a night of drinking with dan,jen,jon and corrine. 4/5*. highly recommended weekend.

woot...

so my parents basement flooded. it sucked 'coz i had to o help them and that's what i did this weekend. so rad. oh yeah, and on canada day, i tried to get drun, but to no avail. awesome.