your moms in college.

holafuck.

hits from da bong.

aargh...i really gotta stop smoking weed. i dunno what happened...i was all good for about 2 months, and ive smoked almost everyday since last monday. not that i get horribly addicted or anything. i just dont do things...i sit around and burn out. i have to FIND A JOB...not smoke herb. it really is too bad, i like pot.

on an unrelated note, my computer fucking sucks.

wity titled post.

this picute is jon wearing a bra over his eyes, and a thong on his head..in case you were wondering.



soooooo...i went to my cousin chris' last night to "jam", you know, "rock the fuck out" and drink. it was more a sad attempt at trying to get drunk actually. i just smoked too much pot. i woke up this morning feeling hung over. can you get hungover from weed? i dont think so. i could be just hungry and tired...as opposed to headachey and sick.

i was bored.

i have created a flickr account. you can view it here. all hijinx ever. the good, the bad, the cliched. look and be amazed.

jess has finally decided to update her blog. i hope she keeps it up. makes me feel less geeky.

beatles are good at this sort of thing.

thanks Jon. my psyche will never be the same thanks to this.

motherfucking ass bitch whore cunt ass.

Do I swear too much?
	FUCK NO!
	Heavens Yes! I will pray for your soul!
	FUCK YOU COCKSUCKER.
Free polls from Pollhost.com

there is no you there is only me.

FUCK. i hate my neighbour. evey damn day...she listens to the same piece of shit song. i fall asleep to the fucker...wake up at 3am hearing it...and then throughout the GODDAMN day. i have even gone down there to tell her to turn it the fuck down.

also...upon writing this post, i realized maybe i do swear a lot. i gotsta find me some poll thing to put on here and maybe people could vote. assuming people come here. word.

1 month EXACTLY till my birthday.

klahhfagbjnb

*start rant* i hate money. i hate that my car costs money...like $460 kind of money. i hate that i dont know anything about cars to know if i am getting ripped off. i hate not having a job and i hate not having money beacause i dont have a job. i hate ei for taking so long. i hate not having enough money to buy razors so i cant shave. i hate how i look whilst waiting for my beard to grow in cause i hate lookin like a COMPLETE FUCK HEAD! *end rant*

It's science.

i have to do boring things tomorrow. like look at a social hall. like talk to my brother about living in a house. these things are boring and i don't want to do them. it doesn't matter what i want, cuz jess makes me do them. she is a smelly pirate hooker who should go back to her home on whore island.

Fuck.

According to Jon, this blog is a good place to go to see the word "FUCK". I didn't think i used it that much...but if Jon says so it has gotta be right.

I'm thinking about recording music again, and possibly posting it on here for your aural pleasure. I just gotta get of my ass and install some software and plug in some cables and we'll be a'rockin. thank god i am over that terrible emo phase... *shudders*

har.

I stole this from here, cause i thought it was funny.

Q: I have never seen it warm on Canadian TV, so how do the plants grow? (UK)
A: We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around and watch them die.

Q: Will I be able to see Polar Bears in the street? (USA)
A: Depends how much you've been drinking.

Q: I want to walk from Vancouver to Toronto--can I follow the railroad tracks? (Sweden)
A: Sure, it's only Four thousand miles, take lots of water.

Q: Are there any ATMs (cash machines) in Canada? Can you send me a list of them in Toronto, Vancouver, Edmonton & Halifax? (UK)
A: Of what did your last slave die?

Q: Can you give me some information about hippo racing in Canada? (USA)
A: A-fri-ca is the big triangle shaped continent south of Europe. Ca-na-da is that big country to your North--oh forget it. Sure, the hippo racing is every Tuesday night in Calgary. Come naked.

Q: Which direction is North in Canada? (USA)
A: Face south and then turn 180 degrees Contact us when you get here and we'll send the rest of the directions.

Q: Can I bring cutlery into Canada? (UK)
A: Why? Just use your fingers like we do.

Q: Can you send me the Vienna Boys' Choir schedule? (USA)
A: Aus-tri-a is that quaint little country bordering Ger- man-y, which is... oh forget it. Sure, the Vienna Boys Choir perform every Tuesday night in Vancouver and in Calgary, straight after the hippo races. But remember you must come naked.

Q: Do you have perfume in Canada? (Germany)
A: What for, WE don't stink.

Q: I have developed a new product that is the fountain of youth. Can you tell me where I can sell it in Canada? (USA)
A: Anywhere a significant numbers of Americans gather.

Q: Can you tell me the regions in British Columbia where the female population is smaller than the male population? (Italy)
A: Yes, gay nightclubs.

Q: Do you celebrate Thanksgiving in Canada? (USA)
A: Could that be on Thanksgiving Day?

Q: Are there supermarkets in Toronto and is milk available all year round? (Germany)
A: No, we are a peaceful civilization of vegan hunter/gatherers. Milk is illegal.

Q: I have a question about a famous animal in Canada, but I forget its name. It's a kind of big horse with horns. (USA)
A: It's called a moose. They are tall and very violent and eat the brains of anyone walking close to them. You can scare them off by spraying yourself with the essence of human urine before you go out walking.

Q: Will I be able to speak English most places I go? (USA)
A: Yes, but you will have to learn it first.

Pour Richie...

...Remember when I made the spaghetti squash?



*edit*i know how to spell "poor". pour is french for "for" dumbasses. geez.

new door

we finally got a fackin door for our sunroom today. it was like -180 in here. but no more! too bad it took 3 months.

um...relax.

hilarious...look here and here.

snowy.

oh man...i have an updating issue. so yeah...my car is fixed(my parents paid for it), halloween kicked ass(i got kicked out of a party for being to rowdy?!?), went to see nin, and it snowed like two freaking feet last night! all in all....i sit on my ass cause i have no money cause i have no job cause i got laid off cause there is no work left. FUCK!