jill watches porn...pervert.

last night jill, jonno, and stephan came by to chill out with jess and yours truly. just a drinking chill out. Listened to some vinyl and shot the shit. i discovered something chilling though. jill is a porno freak. she can't even dispute it, as i have video proof.

we ended up staying up till 5, but poor lil stephan fell asleep in a chair around 3:30. as a result of last nights drinking, i have been cursed with the wretched beer shits(or green apple splatters as i like to call them),though i drank mostly rum. chilling.

51, 51, that sounds like nifty fun.

that was a gay title. it was my dads birthday yesterday. he is 51. happy birthday daddy. we went glow bowling and they played shitty ass music all night. i dunno why, but shitty top 40 radio crap/pop bums me out. after that we took pappy to ye ole local pub, and proceeded to get intoxicated together. good fun. heather and jen were exceptionally drunk, and reminded me of drunk 16 year olds, which made me horny. im 25.

be a gentle bear...

wow...we finally went out last night. went to the pub down the street, got drunk on a tuesday, and played pool. and...the best art is it only cost $13. everybody buys a pitcher, everybody gets drunk. nice.

that tasted like shellfish.

i gotta start doing stuff. i used to, now i do nothing. its fuggin boring.over the holidays, i think i went out once. new years. it was a good time...drunken mad gab. we discovered the secret to that game. talk like a drunk american. serious. if you've played that game, try it. you will kick ass. oh...and here is a late b-day...shout...out...thing...for Stephan. OK...now time for me to go get a life outside videogames.