mmmmmmmmmmmmuthafucka!!!!!

i went to my mom's in gimli this weekend. it was pretty good, except the town was full of muscle-bound steroid filled asshole jock drunk fuck-heads and their fake titted bitches. i always want to tell them how stupid and plastic they are, but then i realize i will come across as the skinny cocky asshole. so i say nothing and grumble to myself, the bitter fuck that i am. there was also skinny, white, hip/hop gangsta wannabes running around acting all hot shit, yelling stupid douche bag shit. one of said fuck-heads walked by me and hot jess and was all like "oh, she's one of those additude girls", meaning hot jess, who is the sweetest girl you will ever meet, and i was all like "FUCK YOU MAN!", and he didn't say shit. he was with two of his fuck-head buddies trying to be all cool. fucking idiots. but yeah, i really did have a good time.