i pooped a hammer.

jess and i went out for dinner with a couple of friends tonight at earl's(which is a shit restaurant, i should know better) and paid too much for crappy food. the couple we went with are also getting married, so the girls/jess/mel are all "blah blah blah rings" and "blah blah blah flowers" and "tee hee giggle rainbows". me and the other guy/donavan are all " yeah beer" and "chicks car work". however, much to my shame, i drank a girly drink. i had some kinda peach bellina ma-jiggy. it looked like somebady spermed on top of a slurpee. i said this out loud(which i thought was fantastic) but jess slapped me in the arm and rather rudely said "NICK! that's gross. they don't know you that well!". fuck that. that is funny. bitch don't know funny. hell, bitch don't know shit. later, she is going to read this and im going to eat my words. with mustard. and mayonaise.